We’re just slurping the purple nurple…
the hind teat on the Hawg,
just when we think we’re ahead
there’s something else to dog,
have you ever felt that too…
one step forward and two back?
It’s not like we’re not trying but
I do feel like I’m under attack!

 

They say life is funny but I’m
waiting on my turn to laugh,
if I asked for a long neck
I’d just turn into a giraffe…
there are times I feel so low
I could sit down on a dime,
I could then kick my heels and
not feel the ground in time.

 

We’re just slurping the purple nurple…
the hind teat on the Hawg,
just when we think we’re ahead
there’s something else to dog,
have you ever felt that way too…
one step forward and two back?
It’s not like we’re not trying but
I do feel like I’m under attack!

 

They tell me just do it right…
I’ve been doing it my whole life,
so on I go to prove them wrong
facing dark the clouds of strife,
I’ll keep on pluggin’ at it…
I’ll give ‘em hell to pay,
let it not be stated another time
I did it wrong in what I’d say.

 

We’re just slurping the purple nurple…
the hind teat on the Hawg,
just when we think we’re ahead
there’s something else to dog,
have you ever felt that too…
One step forward and two back?
It’s not like we’re not trying but
I do feel like I’m under attack!

 

One little pig against the world!

One skinny pig!

 

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